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Μα το Virtual Boy.
10 of the Ugliest Game Consoles of All Time
Μα το Virtual Boy.
Philips Tele-Spiel 1975
Can you imagine the HOURS of fun to be had by sliding the knob up and down on your joystick? The gameplay must be outstanding.
Fairchild F - 1976
Fact: The Fairchild was the first and only console to come with its own set of breast milk pumps, pictured above.
RCA Studio II - 1977
The Studio II veritably SCREAMS fun and excitement. Is it just me, or does it look more like something you’d plug one of those old-fashioned hair dryers into (the kind you wore on your head) then something you’d use to play Pong?
Magnavox Odyssey 2 - 1978
Alright, so maybe the Odyssey 2 looks more cheesy than straight-up ugly, but the fact that I owned one has given me a lifelong grudge against this piece of shit Atari knockoff. Fuck you Odyssey 2, fuck you and your Pac Man wannabe KC Munchkin right in your digital cornholes. OK, I feel a little better now.
Epoch TV Block - 1979
I’m sorry, but pink is not a good color…for ANYTHING, much less a game console. And what’s with the huge washing machine-looking knob?
Voltmace Database Games - 1980
Any good designer will tell you that the perfect color pallette is brown, gold, yellow, and sea green. I mean that’s just common knowledge in the industry. I love the name of this one too. VOLTMACE! It’s bold, but sounds more like a personal safety product.
MB Vectrex - 1982
The Vectrex’s big idea was to add its own monitor so you wouldn’t have to connect to those pesky TVs. Of course the tradeoff was that their games looked like they were straight out of 1977. Epic Fail.
Philips Videopac - 1983
Um, is that a video game console or a microfiche reader?
Rollet Videocolor - 1983
Early working name for the Videocolor? The SeizureMaster 5000.
Nintendo Virtual Boy - 1995
Ya know, if you’re going to force me to wear a gigantic, douchey-looking set of goggles, your games better deliver the goods in a big way.
10 of the Ugliest Game Consoles of All Time